this is my first attempt to write anything- so dont diss pls!! i wrote this story which was inspired by a day dream i once had about me and nic cage living happily ever after!
Once upon a time, i was sitting eating a delicious cheese burger (with extra pickles-nic's favourite!) I then noticed that reality began to crumble and i was suddenly in nic cage's bed! He was nowhere to be seen! "Where am I" I pondered.. "You're in ym bed", i turned around furociously, he was there, the man of my drems; NICOLAS CAGE! He had a copy of Con Air tucked snug under her moist armpit.He was as gracious as a pack of swans or deers and as nimble, as a frog
He handed me a copy of con air- it was signed. I then framed it immeditately. I was flabbergasted! this is what i always wanted for ym collection, and now, i was meeting, the man, himself. he then slithered into my bed such as a snake does as it goes to its home, i couldn't beleive my eyes. he gave him a worm welcome as things started to get hot..... and steamy.............. so i told him to turn the barbeque off, as it could be a fire hazard (i have a degree in fire safety, and know that a bbq in a room would be a grade A risk)! He started to eat my cheese bruger-i reached out to stop him, but then retracted as soon as i realised it was nicolas cage. The house started to fall apart, and suddenly we were in a romantic boat ride in the river themes...will continue.. glad u all enjoyed my first installment, hopefully this one will wet ur appetites and live up to its legacy, too! xXx
my granddaughter harriet said i should take a shot at picking up this story where she left it, she is very uninspired but does not want to disappoint!! she will be giving me some pointers on where to take this story, hope you enjoy :) xx
i am now in the river themes with nic cage, drifting romantically down watching the dolphins as they float by, he gazed into eyes and i was was LOVESTRUCK, his eyes were like crystils in the deep of a dark dave, the boat started to rock and he held me close and whispered into my ear "i have something for you" in a deep dark voice and i was shocked, i whispered back lovingly "what"
"My lips", he replied mysteriously. I was in shock, in a moment of panic, i actually thought he was going to give me his lips, literally. But then he puckered up, and i instantly realised it was a joke! i started to lean in, with sweat pouring from my forehead, and my ears ringing with the bells of marriage- in that moment, i knew that he wanted me, FOREVER. He pulled a dolphin out of the water, and stupidly i accidentally kissed the dolphin! i was ever so embarrassed!He then said "i will love you as long as this dolphin lives", i then quickly replied "but he needs water to survive!!" he then chuckled playfully and threw it back across the themes- it skimmed the water like a graceful rock.
hope i'm not teasing u guys too much! look forward to the next chapter- might even upload it later ;) xXx
Capter 2: I then noticed that i was having trouble breathing, so Nic cage placed his muscular lips upon mine and he gave me the kiss of life, it was like using 10 inhalers at one time. I no longer felt like i was inder water, instead i felt like i had desended into the heavens.
Next installment comin your way soon xXx
-- Edited by Hazza on Tuesday 8th of May 2012 01:02:21 PM
He pirched himselfonthe edge of the boat, and plucked a guitar from his coat pocket,and then began to serenade me with 'my hart will go on' in the style of celine dion (on of my other fav celebs!!). It was the most romantic thing i had ever heard, and i began to weep, nic then began to lick the salty sweet tears from my head; his tongue is like a being kissed by an angel. He then knelt down onto my leg, and said "will you mary me?". I was in shock, this was sudden, and i fainted on the boat....
wowwee! what a cliff janger! u will have to anticipate the next lot
Hi Hazza! Although I can never imagine that being able to appreciate this type of fiction. Very NICe one indeed, with a hot but great storyline twained around it. Thanks for weaving your magic to make this place buzz with vibrancies!! Looking forward in reading more of your work!!
I woke up in his under water lair; and wearing the hottest swinsuite known to man... and dolphin. He was holding his tridant, and told me this was part of the romantic trip. It was out of this world, literally.
Chapter 3: I awoke to view nic's mighty facial feautres, i then began to grope his face. I stared lustfully into his eyes, and he stared back like a eagle targetting his innocent prey, I knew that this was the moment i had been waiting for since i was conceived............................................................................................................................... "I know i have been with you for only a few minutes, but i feel like we have made a true connection like a father and duaghter" he breathed lovingly into my ear hole. ""i know" i whispered dreamily back. "so, there is only one thing i want to ask you now, if it's a yes, be with me forever, if it's a no, leave me alone and you will be banished from my sea kingdom" He said. "yes, what is it then?" I said seductively. "Will you mar..." what?! will i what?!?!" I gracefully screamed. Suddenly a dolphin swan along into the lair and i saw that it had painting on it's back, the painting read, "will you marry me, from nic, xxx" " i was well and truly chuffed to say the most" i leaped at him and screamed lovingly at his face "YES!" then we married.
THAT'S IT ME PEEPS, HOPE U ALL ENJOYED IT AND MAYBE PUBLISH IT FOR ME! U HAVE GIOVEN A TRULY WORM WELCOME AND I HOPE U READ ALL OF THIS!!! xXx
