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Ronnie


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Date: 3:09 PM, 10/24/10
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oh lady t, you leave me here debating how far to go with that one.... naw. i'll take pity on lula's delicate sensibilities

seriously, where's that croissant?









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Lady Trueheart


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Date: 3:22 AM, 10/25/10
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LOL! We won't discuss the fish then.

Ronnie, here is a virtual  croissant just for you, I made it myself! Want some homemade cherry jelly with that?

Anyone made coffee yet?

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White Fay


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Date: 3:26 AM, 10/25/10
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Um.....I'm sorry....but if the king of this castle is only into dignified sex...then he is NOT THE MAN  for me.  Good sex is never dignified, no matter what the species!

Lula Argante wrote:

It was hilarious how it was the major story in every blog, website, tabloid... I felt it was him having fun with the press too...and just adding to that whole 'weird' Nic Cage vibe!!yellowflowergrin but then again maybe there's some truth in it, perhaps it was a rehash of something he said.........They say you are what you eat, so on that premise we can assume Nic likes to have 'dignified' nookie...but somehow........ I dunno....
How the heck can the word dignified apply to sex anyway? I mean yes, there is variety and a whole spectrum.....including gentle loving romantic spiritual love making....... but dignified? it sounds almost aloof.... Keep a stiff upper lip (!), keep one foot on the floor, don't look each other in the eye, remain mainly clothed, no sudden movements, lol, no don't talk dirty (if at all) other than to say thank you.... LOL!biggrin.gif

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Ronnie


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Date: 9:52 PM, 10/25/10
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seriously? homemade cherry jelly? oh yeah, i'm all up on that. how would you like your coffee, madame? i shall send it over immediately

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White Fay


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Date: 12:13 AM, 10/26/10
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OH tell me, why oh why have I got this song playing in my head all of a sudden after reading this thread???

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jA4DR4vEgrs

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McClunger


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Date: 6:04 PM, 10/26/10
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White Fay wrote:

OH tell me, why oh why have I got this song playing in my head all of a sudden after reading this thread???

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jA4DR4vEgrs



 LOL!  I loves me some bacon.

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White Fay


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Date: 1:31 AM, 10/27/10
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ROTFLMWAO!    So do tell....do you like your bacon, limp and bouncy or crisp and cracklin?

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McClunger


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Date: 2:28 AM, 10/27/10
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Neither limp nor burnt, but rather just crisp enough to hold itself up.

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White Fay


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Date: 3:02 AM, 10/27/10
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LOL!  The perfect slice of bacon pleases even the fussiest of connoisseurs!

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Sprocket


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Date: 10:27 PM, 11/01/10
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Lady Trueheart wrote:

But if he thinks pigs are undignified he should check out chicken sex, it is nasty.



"Look into the eyes of a chicken and you will see real stupidity. It is a kind of bottomless stupidity, a fiendish stupidity. They are the most horrifying, cannibalistic and nightmarish creatures in the world."

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Lady Trueheart


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Date: 12:22 AM, 11/02/10
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That man must have some truly horrifying nightmares.



Chicken livers, anyone?

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Lula Argante


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Date: 2:10 PM, 11/02/10
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Sprocket wrote:

Lady Trueheart wrote:

But if he thinks pigs are undignified he should check out chicken sex, it is nasty.



"Look into the eyes of a chicken and you will see real stupidity. It is a kind of bottomless stupidity, a fiendish stupidity. They are the most horrifying, cannibalistic and nightmarish creatures in the world."

(Werner Herzog)



This sounds so much more like a description of many humans. chickendance

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