A chameleon!
Crafty. Never same way twice.
And that’s just the hair.
“Leaving Las Vegas,”
Masterpiece. “Honeymoon in
Vegas,” not so much.
Post-Oscar, new niche:
Action roles with accents of
Murky provenance.
Come clean: Even you
Can’t name the titles of all
The films you’ve been in.
But let them scoff! Who
Among them can say they once
Ate a roach for art?