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The Changeling

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LOL!   Please do tell us, our resident Wizard Metalhead....... What do you see in your crystal ball for the inhabitants of this castle????

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Nicolicious

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Argh - the computer with the editing software was felled by a bug and now my sis' is using it! I'm sorry folks, but I shall get it online! Phew!

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Nicalicious

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These are Punny, lol!!

 

...A guy goes into a nice restaurant bar wearing a shirt open at the collar and is met by a bouncer who tells him he must wear a necktie to gain admission. So the guy goes out to his car and he looks around for a necktie and discovers that he just doesn't have one. He sees a set of jumper cables in his trunk. In desperation he ties these around his neck, manages to fashion a fairly acceptable looking knot and lets the ends dangle free. He goes back to the restaurant and the bouncer carefully looks him over for a few minutes and then says, "Well, OK, I guess you can come in -- just don't start anything."

...This mushroom walks into a bar and starts hitting on this woman... She, of course, turns him down. Not willing, to give up, he pleads with her... "C'mon lady, I'm a fun guy..."

...This horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey, buddy, why the long face...

...These two strings walk upto a bar... The first string walks in and orders and the bartender throws him out and yells "I don't serve strings in this bar... The other string ruffs himself up on the street and curls up and orders... The bartender shouts, Hey, didn't you hear what I told your buddy?" String says "Yeah." Bartender says, "aren't you a string?" ... String says, "No, I'm a frayed knot..."

...This grasshopper walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper replies "Really? You have a drink named Steve?!"

...This skeleton walks into a bar and says, "I'd like a beer and a mop..."

...A man walked into a bar and sat down next to a man with a dog at his feet. "Does your dog bite?" he asked. "No." A few minutes later the dog took a huge chunk out of the man's leg. "I thought you said your dog doesn't bite!" he said indignantly. The other guy replied, "That's not my dog."

...A neutron walks into a bar. "I'd like a beer" he says. The bartender promptly serves up a beer. "How much will that be?" asks the neutron. "For you?" replies the bartender, "no charge"

...Descartes walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Would you like a beer?" Descartes replies "I think not" and POOF! he vanishes...

...A three legged dog walks into a bar and says, "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw..."

...A hamburger walks into a bar, and the bartenders says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve food here..."

...A termite walks into a bar and says, "Is the bar tender here?"

...A snake slithers into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve you." "Why not?" asks the snake. The bartender says, "Because you can't hold your liquor..."

...A guy walks into a bar. "OUCH!" he said...

...Two peanuts walked into a bar, and one was a-salted...

...Two vampires walked into a bar and called for the bartender. "I'll have a glass of blood," said one. "I'll have a glass of plasma", said the other. "Okay," replied the bartender, "that'll be one blood and one blood lite..."

...Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, 'I think I've lost an electron.' The other says 'Are you sure?' The first says, 'Yes, I'm positive...'

...Two cartons of yogurt walk into a bar. The bartender, a tub of cottage chesse, says to them, "We don't serve your kind in here." One of the yogurt cartons says back to him, "Why not? We're cultured individuals."

...a man walked into a bar, sat down, and ordered a beer. As he sipped the beer, he heard a soothing voice say "nice tie!" Looking around he noticed that the bar was empty except for himself and the bartender at the end of the bar. A few sips later the voice said "beautiful shirt." At this, the man called the bartender over,"Hey...i must be losing my mind," he told the bartender. "I keep hearing these voices saying nice things, and there's not a soul in here other than us." "It's the peanuts" answered the bartender. "Say what?" "You heard me" said the barkeep."it's the peanuts... they're complimentary."

...Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused his dentist;s Novocain during root canal work because he wanted to transcend dental medication.

 

 



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Faery Queen of Cagealot Castle

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LOL!!! rolllaugh some are new to me, loved the Descarte one!! chortle

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Faery Queen of Cagealot Castle

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Oh my word.....tears streaming down my face I laighed so much!



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Nicalicious

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I konw, it is hilarious! This has gone viral! I put it on my facebook page last week, couldn't stop laughing, poor little doggy! Covered it with what? ahahaha!



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Faery Queen of Cagealot Castle

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LOL!!!! rolllaugh

I am not surprised it has gone viral, it is hilarious!

How about this one?

 catwinklaugh

Kitty Is A Very Bad Mystic



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Nicalicious

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Treat, Mouse, lol! Never saw a kitty try that hard to please before, LOL! purr



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Nic Warrior

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Jupiter The Talking Cat... Knows All, Tells Some...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qPGHn4iHKk

rolllaugh



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The Changeling

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These really are great!



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Nicalicious

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Hahaha, Jupiter, you crazy cat, you !



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Faery Queen of Cagealot Castle

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LOL! !

purr

gorgeous cat! have always loved feline Zen wisdom!

lotus



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Nicalicious

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Spaghetti Cat (I Weep For You)

Ahahaha, I am sorry, I have a weird sense of humour!




-- Edited by Lady Trueheart on Friday 15th of July 2011 12:06:18 AM

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Nicolicious

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Jay and I watched The Beaver by Mel Gibson! It's a deranged Gibson redemption vehicle in which a deranged Gibson reinvents himself through a Cockney-Australian beaver puppet which, in the film, eventually goes mad and seeks to become the dominant personality! The heart-warming trailer is below:

But for the purposes of this thread, here is my parody:



-- Edited by Lula Argante on Thursday 14th of July 2011 03:14:55 PM

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Faery Queen of Cagealot Castle

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You are barking Mr Barker! LOL!!!!! rolllaugh I loved it..feel liberated after laughing my head off!! thank you for sharing your comedic talents i got laughter in my soul now! blowkiss

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Ahahahaha!!! LOl! That was hysterical, I love it, you'll never live without the bappy! Ahahahah!!

And now I  know what a bappy is.



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I'm a big Mel Gibson fan. Personally I feel he is one of the great actors of this or any generation. I place Nic Cage at #1 and Mel at #2. Unfortunately some people judge him for his drunken personal views which I feel everyone is entitled to.

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I like Mel Gibson, not as much as Nic, but I have always enjoyed his movies, and particularly liked him in the Conspiracy Theory and Signs.



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Faery Queen of Cagealot Castle

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Lady Trueheart wrote:

Spaghetti Cat (I Weep For You)

Ahahaha, I am sorry, I have a weird sense of humour!


 



-- Edited by Lady Trueheart on Friday 15th of July 2011 12:06:18 AM


 Thank you for bumping this topic up Mr McC, I missed this Lady T and it's hilarious! Great find! and if you have a weird sense of humour so do I!! so needed a laugh today!!! rolllaugh



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ahahachortle There so funny :p



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